[Intro]
[Verse 1]
I had a job, a simple job
Polish plaques and sweep the paths
The magisters don't ask for much
Just keep the fountains free of trash
My one good eye was on the ground
My allergies were acting up
Then someone opened up a door
And suddenly there's far too much
[Pre-Chorus]
Too many legs and too many feet
Too many voices on the street
I only want to find my way
But every turn's a new mistake
[Chorus]
Totally lost, I'm totally lost again
Three feet tall in a world of giants
Totally lost, won't somebody take me
Back to my garden, back to my quiet life
I hate the crowds, I hate the noise
I close my eye and pray it ends
But every time I open up
I'm somewhere worse than where I've been
[Verse 2]
A Rakdos show, a week of screams
They thought I was a volunteer
I climbed the tallest thing I found
A dragon statue way up here
The whole plane's burning down below
A zombie army at the gate
I'd tell you that I'm terrified
But this still beats the Juri Revue
[Pre-Chorus]
Too many spells and too many swords
Too many planeswalkers at war
I only meant to find the stairs
I don't know how I ended... there
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
They'll put my name upon a plaque
When I am long dead and gone, they say
Reward for services I gave
To missions I did not request
A cyclops found me in the rain
He smashes things, I squeak and point
The strangest friendship ever made
Between two creatures with one eye
[Final Chorus]
Totally lost, I'm totally lost again
Cowboy hat on in a desert somewhere
Totally lost, there's a portal behind me
But I don't know where it goes from here
I hate the sand, I hate the sun
I'm one eye wide in a brand new world
Has anybody seen the path
That leads a little homunculus home?
[Outro]
I just want to go home
I just want to sweep my paths
Where did everybody...
Oh no, not again
